mercredi 11 février 2009

Adam s road rant !!

First, if you are going to be swtichin' lanes right in front of me USE THE DAM FLASHERS you gratified Lada drivers

Second, if you are going heading to mirabelle for example out of Descarie, stay on the left, dont start left, then head right, then middle, back to the left, centre and left again #$%#@%@#%@#%^#$%^ !!! PICK one you short sighted morning drivers or get glasses. As I recall, "Lens Crafter" are having a 2 for one sale theise days.

Third, if you are going to be respecting the speed limit, at least pretend to use the right lane and not the left passing lane. There is a reason why driving ed nicknamed this lane THE PASSING LANE ! Non mais je reve !

Fourth, don t break when the light is green. I have yet to understand this dayly event on cote vertue and th ramp to Descarrie where people stop when the light turns green... Am I missing something here ? Perhaps a Montreal thing where drivers stop on green and turn without any lights on the car or at home for that matter. I CAN SEE YOU dammit, no point in hidding below the stirring wheel or on the backseat. Hell I could prob steal that Tim Horton coffee right out of your hands if I rolled down my window.

Finally, take my word on this, do NOT follow montreal road signs. Get a map, drops peebles on your way to get back home if you must, Heck ask. In all instances, I have ony seen such screwed sign directions in New Jersey when heading in or out of NY

Alors la vraiment !!

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