Adam s Ongoing Road Rant

As if to help me prove my point concerning road signs in this clear cut city. Oh and don t mind the laced sarcasm in here... I drove up to the Jewish Hospital last night for a pick up. figured I could use a cup of blood and maybe an arm of something on special at the donor bank. Well that and my roomates boyfriend had surgery earlier that day... So I decided not to heed my own warnings concerning signs and followed the big green H indicating the best roadway to get there. There are 3 hospital complex within ONE square kilometre and about hafl a dozen green H signs pointing at all of them at the same time $#%$#%%^#$%^#$%^ !!! Of course, comming in the distric I did t know that and it was raining and I had no clue which was which and so ended up at St Ju and not St Jew as I innitially intended. See any kinship in the ennonciation when discussing the matter over the phone here ? Anywho Dare I ask for directions at this point ? Course I did . Excuse me sir who works here, is there another Hospital in this area ? No there is not unless you want to go to Atwater. Okkkkaaaayyyy. So I m back in my car and I now remember there is a health centre, hospital on cote St Luc. Maybe I confused Cote des neiges and cote St Luc and Cote St Cath somehow. I know I know, St Cat ... Atwater. Could of been even more messy.. So I drive all the way down there, right passed the Jewish hospital lost in the dark and rain btw only to be told it was up next to the St Juuustine Children all this time from a night clerk down on St Luc.

Breath in ... breath out ... in.... out .... OK

So I drive back like a madman only to have Descaries Avenue shrink from a 3 lane to a two lane on me at the crossing of Queen Marry. Fight off traffic to get back on track and prob scarred the shhhii out of a puny grey honday accent and make it to St Jew. Course no big neon sign I have come to associate with hospital complex and manage to park pretty close all thing considered.

Again, what is the lesson here ? all together now " d o n t f o l l o w t h e s i g n s , d o n t g e t f o o l e d , a g a i n ,
n e v e r a g a i n , w o n t g e t f o o l e d a g a i n " Cue the Who

Bordel de merde ! LOLOLOL