germ warfare ? Course I can !

Hummm Germ Warfare .... Well Lydia from one mad mind to another and after carefull consideration , YES I do believe this is within the reach of my twisted mind ! lol Just imagine ye people of the web , keybords dripping with gresse , food crums lodged as far as the eye can see among the keys , the keys themselves being eaten alive by filth and germs God only knows were you picked those up. The same you hammer all the more deeply every time you type .... Germs from the metro ramps, the bus seats , the doors on campus and pretty much everywhere you touch ... Do you know what the guy before you touched ? Was he a nose picker perhaps ? ? Just Look at your keyboard , you are in so deep already ..... hhhhhhhheeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!