It began a little over a week ago, The Canadiens vs the Sens.
Steadily as the serie began progressing so did the office hazing. It began with a few simple and might I say colourfull jabbs from both camps... Then on Friday coming back to my desk with a cup of tea, I found my beloved Canadien jersey neatly folded in the nearby trash !! Despite this attempt at shoving us aside, we won that night :)
On the following Monday after a rough game the night before to say the lease... I found this in my office chair, my jersey inverted and stabbed with a question mark sign, an added sub txt;" why are we loosing.."
This was followed on Wednesday with an e-mail trail with for font an image of a grumpy cat goalie photoshopped into Price s jersey, my jersey !! My rebuttal was swift and precise, calling on all that is good and right in this world I predicted that despite our seemingly defeat the night before that we would rise again 3 days from then just as the good book said. Banishing those bloody romains back into the hellish senate they sprang from !!
Which was soon followed by an 8" by 11" printout of the photoshopped grumpy cat goalie from earlier on my desk...
Friday morning, following our last game of the season at the hands of the Sens I walked into the office with a heavy heart only to see a Sens jersey attached to my chair and a flinstone car printout on my pc screen with the following sub txt; "There is your Limousine" This in reference to the girl from Lachine who was bullied for wearing the wrong jersey at school, got a Limo ride to Ottawa and watched the game with her family in the owners box. Earlier this week I had inquired to my supervisor as to when I was getting my own limo ride to the Bell Center seeing as I was besieged on all sides of my cubicle and bullied both physically troughs my jersey and psychologically... Course my supervisor being the architect behind most of the hazing, in retrospect not the best decision.
Thursday night, in desperation after the game and foreseeing the trouble that might come of it at work the next day, I addopted my own 3D grumpy cat from an origami template found online and custom made it to suite my needs. Now proudly standing guard over my desk, a silent vigilante, a grumpy gargoyle of sort, for any who would dare fiddle with desk and team again.
Steadily as the serie began progressing so did the office hazing. It began with a few simple and might I say colourfull jabbs from both camps... Then on Friday coming back to my desk with a cup of tea, I found my beloved Canadien jersey neatly folded in the nearby trash !! Despite this attempt at shoving us aside, we won that night :)
On the following Monday after a rough game the night before to say the lease... I found this in my office chair, my jersey inverted and stabbed with a question mark sign, an added sub txt;" why are we loosing.."
This was followed on Wednesday with an e-mail trail with for font an image of a grumpy cat goalie photoshopped into Price s jersey, my jersey !! My rebuttal was swift and precise, calling on all that is good and right in this world I predicted that despite our seemingly defeat the night before that we would rise again 3 days from then just as the good book said. Banishing those bloody romains back into the hellish senate they sprang from !!Which was soon followed by an 8" by 11" printout of the photoshopped grumpy cat goalie from earlier on my desk...
Friday morning, following our last game of the season at the hands of the Sens I walked into the office with a heavy heart only to see a Sens jersey attached to my chair and a flinstone car printout on my pc screen with the following sub txt; "There is your Limousine" This in reference to the girl from Lachine who was bullied for wearing the wrong jersey at school, got a Limo ride to Ottawa and watched the game with her family in the owners box. Earlier this week I had inquired to my supervisor as to when I was getting my own limo ride to the Bell Center seeing as I was besieged on all sides of my cubicle and bullied both physically troughs my jersey and psychologically... Course my supervisor being the architect behind most of the hazing, in retrospect not the best decision. Thursday night, in desperation after the game and foreseeing the trouble that might come of it at work the next day, I addopted my own 3D grumpy cat from an origami template found online and custom made it to suite my needs. Now proudly standing guard over my desk, a silent vigilante, a grumpy gargoyle of sort, for any who would dare fiddle with desk and team again.
Beware ! The Grumpy Habs Cat is watching you !!
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